All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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