I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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