Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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