i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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