kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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