if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Never underestimate the power of titties
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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