He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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