Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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