make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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