white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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