how hairy? two words: wookie tits
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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