I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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