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go home
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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