Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
