you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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