Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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