I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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