love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
there was a trapeze. enough said
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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