The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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