Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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