It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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