She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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