Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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