i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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