you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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