Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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