I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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