I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I'm always down for nudity.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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