id be glad to
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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