we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
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