I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Randomize
