Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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