Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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