Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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