oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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