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Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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