do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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