real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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