Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
where am i from again
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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