white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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