i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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