We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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