And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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