Define "chronic" masturbator.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
