I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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