You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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