don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
then he tried to convert me to islam
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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