idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize