He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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