we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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