so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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