did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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