It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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